1st joke

YO MOMMA is so fat that she when she was on the tv watching the couch, she broke the couch.

                     2nd joke

YO MOMMA is so fat that when she went to the club, she shook it once and it kept on shaking..

                  3rd joke

You are so fat that scientists could see your planet just by looking at Uranus.

                    4th joke

I love your mom, as a matter of fact, the only thing bigger than my heart, is your mom.

Speaking of which...

Here's a vid of a fattie telling jokes. This is my favorite comedien, I present...RALPHIE MAY!